![]() " A wiser man than me once said ' the best form of Defence is Offence' - I think it may have been Hitler. Major-General Winchester told reporters that every effort had been made to ensure that the United States and its allies would be able to defend themselves. So far Earth has been lucky, in the sixty years since the Roswell incident we have suffered no major alien incursions, but just how well prepared are we to meet the threat should it be renewed? We figure its worth taking some pot-shots at that sucker, if and when it appears.”ĭoes this recent crop circle in Wiltshire suggest renewed alien invasion threat? Or does it look like a Trocadero album cover? Earth Defence “ As far as we can make out, alien command and control will be centred on a traditional flying saucer shaped craft. They will be the biggest danger to the security of our great nation and we're thinking that if we can get a couple shots in between the Zoidbergs and Munchkins, just before they move, that we may be able to take these out quickly.” These boys are the fastest, least armoured of Taito’s craft and they favour what our finest defence analysts call ‘ fast wiggly bombs’ of truly awesome destructive capability. “ The uppermost ranks are the “ Jellyfish”. We don’t see Munchkins as a threat as the back-room boys have detected ‘ a cute smiley face’ on each of them.” Munchkins also carry a range of munitions but are thought to favour the faster, less destructive laser bombs. The less-armoured Munchkins are capable of faster speeds but appear to have been ordered to keep pace with the Zoidbergs until either all the Zoidbergs have been destroyed or they are within a few hundred feet of the planetary surface. “ The third and fourth ranks will consist of craft we call Munchkins. Either that, or he just doesn't like 'em.” We’re pretty certain that the Zoidbergs are the most heavily armoured craft, piloted by the best and bravest crews and that is why King Donkey Kong is prepared to put them at the highest risk of attack from our boys on the ground. We believe that the Zoidberg will move East-West in a shuffling motion, dropping a variety of ordinance on the city, mostly long straight laser- bombs of medium destructive capability. ![]() “ Our research boys have nick-named the craft that will make up the first two ranks of alien invaders The Zoidberg – those guys are crazy. In this morning’s news conference, Major-General Winchester explained what had been learned so far Pentagon planners have studied the armament and capabilities of each in the hope of countering their threat. Taito’s invasion plan calls for the deployment of three main types of offensive UFO. From left to right: Command and Control craft, Jellyfish, Munchkin, Zoidberg. ![]() We have decided that the force-fields should be green to celebrate the achievements of the New York Jets.” Four powerful force-fields will protect Manhattan, Staten Island, Brooklyn and Queens, with the residents of The Bronx being given umbrellas and subway tickets. “ Every major city is within reach of several large power stations, and our scientists have discovered how to use this available energy to project force-fields over the likely landing sites. Speaking at a press-conference following a meeting of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Major-General Charles Winchester said However, as there is no guarantee of safety, Pentagon planners have devised a defence plan that has also been declassified. Sociologists have suggested that only a powerful cult of personality could cause Taito’s troops to undertake such a risky attack, and it is thought that the King (nick named Donkey Kong by researchers for reasons lost in time) may have died before the invasion fleet got under way. The true identity of the King of Taito is uncertain, though his image was on every surface in the alien craft. It was assumed that Earth would then surrender, although Taito high-command were prepared, if necessary, to repeat the destruction over Moscow, London, Tokyo and Paris – especially Paris. When the city-limit was reached, the occupation fleet would edge closer to the planetary surface and move from west to east, adding to the destruction.Įventually, the alien force would land and scuttle along the surface of the city in an easterly direction, eliminating any remaining resistance and buildings. These six ranks would move from east to west across the sky-line of New York (or Tampa) dropping a variety of weaponry on the helpless city below. Each wave of invading space craft would consist of 48 UFOs in six ranks of eight. The invasion would focus on a single city of world importance, New York (or Tampa if the weather was cold). Alien Order of BattleĪlien high-command on planet Taito came up with a plan of breath-taking simplicity that, had the invasion ever taken place, could surely not have failed.
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